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Laws of Life
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No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
A grasshopper with hiccups!
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Elephant Fart
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Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
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Men Like BMWs
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Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
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From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...