A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
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The Special Pig
One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The...
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While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Leave them to slug it out!
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Why is a violist like a terrorist?
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36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
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Things Adults Learn From Kids:
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A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...