Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
Buying your ticket
|Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Scottish Joke
What’s the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings “Hey, Hey,...
Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Good Samaritan
A man is having a few drinks at a bar when he looks over...
There goes another one
|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea...
A way to save your marriage
|A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...