A moose-quito!
|What has antlers and sucks blood?A moose-quito!
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the barman…
Prostitute walks into a bar and asks the bar man for two Bacardi’s and...
Cow Priced Like A Car
What would happen if we priced our “COWS” using the same criteria the auto...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...