Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
Wet Shift
How do you know when a nymphomaniac drove your car?The gear shift is wet!!
Cool Bumper Stickers!
Cool Bumper Stickers-A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. -Horn broken,...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
The Cat And the Milkman
Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on...
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Lifestyles of Men and Women
Women’s Lifestyles Through the AgesAGE… DRINK17… Winecoolers25… White wine35… Red wine48… Dom Perignon66… Shot...
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Final Examination
Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...