Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
Destroying property
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
Want a day off work?
|So you want a day off. Let’s take a look at what you are...
Chocolate is better than sex!
20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex!1. You can GET chocolate.2. “If you...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...