George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Mouse code!
|What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
The snoring stopper!
A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...