Owl
Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?
Airline Funnies!
Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
And Jesus said unto his disciples…
And Jesus said unto his disciples, “Whom do men say that I am?”And His...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Don’t eat and drive!
I was in a car dealership a while ago when a large new motor...
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?
What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?Desert.
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...