Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
The Walrus
Why do Walruses go to Tupperware parties?To find a tight Seal.
Computer Terms
486 – The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state – of –...
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There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Martha Stewart’s Rules for Rednecks
GENERAL 1. Never take a beer to a job interview. 2. Always identify people...
What is a mans best friend?
What is a man’s best friend? His dick because it always sitcks up for...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...