Really Corny
That was Zen, this is Tao.
Bathroom Joke
Q. If you’re American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom?A. European.
Fun with telemarketers
|What to say to a telemarketer! One of the things that has always bugged...
What does it mean when two lesbians make love?
Q. What does it mean when two lesbians make love?A. It doesn’t mean dick.
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Yes or No
Dr. Dave’s Dental-Chair Discovery: Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...
Embarrassing moments
Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments...