A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Pet Peeves!
Things that make me cringe!:1. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he...
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
Even more facts of life…
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.There’s too much fraternizing with the...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...