Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
Bring some more ammo
|The company commander saw the results of Private Gibbson’s Firing exercise and his face...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...