Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Death by Job Title!
Three guys were on a trip to Saudi Arabia. One day, they stumbled into...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Windows 2000 Errors!
The following are new Error Messages are planned for Windows 2000:1) Smash forehead on...
Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Proud father
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in...
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land…
A lady from California purchased a piece of timber land in Oregon. There was...