Father
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One Brilliant Kid!
A Duke was hunting in the forest with his men-at-arms and servants when he...
The Test!
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Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
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The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
What do you call a…
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