A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines…
A mother and her son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas to Chicago. The son,...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Fred and Harry
Two friends, Fred and Harry were golfing one fine day.Toward the end of the...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
HOW DOGS AND WOMEN ARE ALIKE
Both look stupid in hats.Both can eat 5 pounds of chocolate in one sitting.Both...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar…
Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick’s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks...
On Childless Marriage
My marriage is childless so far, except for my husband!
Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...