Twins
Headline in today’s newspaper:”Suicidal Twin kills sister by mistake”!
15 Signs You Forgot Secretaries Day
15 Signs You Forgot Someone On Secretaries Day1. Phone messages delivered on end of...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
Baby
Yesterday my daughter and I drove to the babysitters house to pick up my...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...