Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Get A Boarder
There was this eighty-year-old man who was seeing the doctor for a checkup. The...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist…
A worried patient went to his psychiatrist.”I’m in love with my horse,” he said.”But...
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...
Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...