Celtic Mortality
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Viagra alert!
A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
Almost no diffenrence
“What’s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,” the society...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...