Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Juan and Amal Classic
A California couple discovered the wife was pregnant, but the family simply couldn’t afford...
Woman/Car
I think it was in Britain where a billboard advertising a car read:”If this...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
What Can I Get?
A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...