Gun-toting Panda (Classic)
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
Mailmans Last Day
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...