The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Mice cubes!
|What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?Mice cubes!
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
Signs That You’re Broke
At communion you go back for seconds. You think of a lottery ticket as...