Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....
Little Girl’s Questions
A little girl and her mother were shopping. The girl asks her mother “How...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
How do dentists become brain surgeons?When their drills slip.