Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Pick-Up Rebuttal Humor
1.) Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I was the receptionist at the...
Wrong Size
A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
How old am I?
A kid goes up to his father and says, “Hey, Pop, know how old...
Chasing
A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...