WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
37 mating positions
What a rip-off. I went into our local bookstore and saw this huge display...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...
A mouse organ!
|What kind of musical instrument do mice play?A mouse organ!
Erudite Limerick
I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Alligator Shoes
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair...