Only found in America
|Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance… Only...
Calf Value
A motorist driving by a Texas ranch hit and killed a calf that was...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy…
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
The moral of the story is…
There was this fish, and this fish was watching a fly, the fish wanted...
Cars that Start
Can You name 3 Cars that start with P?Nope, they all start with Gas!
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
No More Fooling!
A bridegroom, the first night he was in bed with his bride, said, “When...
Where do you see…
Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing...
Fidel dies and goes to heaven…
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him...