Stupid attorneys
|A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith.”I locked my keys in...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
If Timex made toasters…
If Timex made toasters…They would be cheap and small quartz-crystal wrist toastersthat take a...
Thoughts from work
|Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught...
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears…
I said to the doctor “I have this ringing in my ears.”He said, “Don’t...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...