You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a...
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke)
1. You’ve ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
You’ve got mail, the Blonde version
A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box. She keeps doing...
How to call penis
At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people...
Nosy husband…
My wife thinks I’m too nosy. At least that’s what she keeps writing in...