Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
I have good news and bad news
|Patient: I’m in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You’ve had an accident...
The Barber Shop
The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks,...
Tuns of Puns! Part V
What’s the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won’t eat broccoli.What’s the difference between...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
At the spawn shop!
|Where do you get frogs eggs?At the spawn shop!
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
I’ve got a rash
This fella goes to the doctor and says”Doctor, I’ve got a rash round my...