Driving Examiner
Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests! Doctor: Never mind, you’ll...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
A tight travel budget
|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All...
Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
Blonde Suicide
A blonde went to the emergency room with the tip of her left index...
Blonde’s Revenge
What the difference between a brunette and the trash? The trash gets taken out...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Measure Intelligence
Q: How do you measure a blonde’s intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
How does a Russian commit suicide?
How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American...