Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
Chuckie Chicken
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket girl said,...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts…
A man comes home from work and finds his wife admiring her breasts in...
Ladies – here’s the Pefect Man!
After careful consideration and endless debate The Perfect Man has finally been named!He’s tan!*******He’s...