At the Doctors…
At the Doctor’s… -A young woman said to her doctor, “You have to help...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
What did Bill Gates’ wife say to him on his wedding night?”Now I know...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
The 3 shrinks!
While attending a convention, three psychiatrists take a walk. “People are always coming to...
grasshopper with no legs
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Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Give chocolate pudding
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Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...