Food Better Than Men
Why is food better than men?Because you don’t have to wait an hour for...
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Nuns First Hot Dog
Nuns First Hot Dog Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
An elderly couple, living apart…
An elderly couple, living apart, had been datingfor several years. One day Elmer said...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked,doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted,musicians...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Cold Remedy
A remedy for the common cold suggested by Dr. Richard Gordon, from the “Atlantic...