How Much For the Room?
Bridegroom: How much for the room? Hotel Clerk: Twenty dollars apiece. Bridegroom: Okay. Here’s...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
The three survivors of the shipwreck…
The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an...
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Diff Between Bar and Clitoris
What’s the difference between a bar and a clitoris?Most men have no trouble finding...
Adages and Questions
What do you call an unemployed jester? … Nobody’s fool.Half of being smart is...
Laying off employees
Mr. Smith owned a small business. He had two employees, Sarah and Jack. They...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly...