A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Most dentists chairs go up and down…
Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
We need to help these people
|A doctor and a nurse were called to the scene of an accident.Doctor: We...
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations…
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City....
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy…
A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a...
Smart Kid!
A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...