Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murderA lady named Linda went to Arkansas last...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
Twas the Night Before…
‘Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat. The kids were both...
A mouse-tache!
|What is gray, hairy and lives on a mans face?A mouse-tache!
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!