Marriage Anonymous
With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Who Suffered?
Watching her mother as she tried on her new mink coat, the daughter protested,...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
Here kitty kitty kitty
This chick goes to her docter and tells him that she can?t get any...
When I die…
When I die I want to go peacefully — like my grandfather did —...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?
Q: Did you hear about the two poofters who went to London?A: They were...
Women’s translations
|WOMEN?S LANGUAGE TRANSLATEDYes = NoNo = YesMaybe = NoI?m sorry. = You?ll be sorry.We...