Insult Collection #12
What’s the latest dope — besides you? I heard that they tried to take...
She changed me
“Ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me. She got...
Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
With a puzzled look on his face…
With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,”Say, mom, why is...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
Flying!
Q: Why did the blond jump off the bridge?A: To see if her maxipad...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
In the closet.
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...