Retirement
Retirement means twice as much husband for half as much money.
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Packers
Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was...
For Chocolate Lovers
For Chocolate Lovers:If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it...
The Difference Is
What is the difference between a hematologist and a urologist?A hematologist pricks your finger.
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...