Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? –...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
a nerd, a nude, and a bike
A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Pierced ears for pirates
How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?A Buccaneer!
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!