Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Rabbi Wizard
The Rabbi rose with a red face…”Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Peeing Dilemma! (very long)
*** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman...
By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Country Song Titles
These are NOT made up. These are the actual titles of Country Songs…1. Get...