Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Biblical one-liners… too cool!
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?A. RuthlessQ. What do they...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...