A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her...
Duh!
Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She’s the one throwing...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Curly Toes
Bert met Flo in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. They...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Burlesque Show
The kid ran out of the burlesque show.The doorman grabbed him and asked what...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...