Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole…
What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Constipation problem
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about...