I suppose I earned enough
|An elderly and somewhat hard-of-hearing man was sitting in a stylish downtown attorney?s office...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Signs and notices 04
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. On a New...
Miss My Ex
I Still Miss My Ex..But My Aim Is Getting Better!
Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
Mileage
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a...
Evaluating employees
|RE: Quotes Taken from actual performance evaluations: “Since my last report, this employee has...