The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
What’s the diff…
Q: What’s the difference between a whore and a bitch?A: A whore sleeps with...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Making Love To…
How can you tell if you’re making love to a teacher,a nurse or an...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Sibling Stories
From Matt Groening’s “Big Book Of Hell”, here are: ‘Lies My Older Brother And...
The Hunting Dog
Chester and Earl are going hunting. Chester says to Earl, “I’ll send my dog...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
Donations
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette...