How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
A fortunate twist of fate
Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the...
German Shepard on Golf Course
German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman...
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
A man calls his mother in Florida….
A man calls his mother in Florida. “Mom, how are you?”"Not too good,”says the...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...