Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
The Signalman’s Test!
Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and...
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
Polak In the Desert
A Polak, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert...