How do you get AIDS from a toilet seat?
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Lifestyles of Men and Women
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Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Sounds of the Wild
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A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Mouse Tse Tung!
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Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
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Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Half A Brain
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!
Act Religious
A plane full of retirees headed for Florida was gripped with fear when the...