God created woman, and she had 3 breasts…
God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, “Is there...
Three acurate guesses
One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered...
Words of wisdom
All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand. Early bird gets the worm,...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked…
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, “What’s theproblem, Carol? I hope...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Two Nuns On Bicycle
Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the...
A little town had a high birth rate that…
A little town had a high birth rate that had attracted the attention of...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...