Insult Collection #16
At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people — you are...
A little girl and a little boy were at day care…
A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
Twice Over
A man was digging in his garden, when his shovel hit a hard object...
Jump out of the plane
|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
Computers: Male or Female?
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...